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Evan Quartermaster

Founding Fish and Fabulous Forator....[grumble..hmprhadhphehg] Orator, Evan is the Founding Father and Frighteningly Fearful...[what the feck is foing on with all fhese f's...] Founder of Fallsmish...Smallfish

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Binary Gary Inverted

Don't you want some nerdy to love...don't you need some nerdy to love...you better find some nerdy to love

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Roland Mascot

Have you ever gone fishin' on a bright and sunny day? Have you ever caught your mascot in a little fishy bay? With your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants, have you ever seen a fishy do the hootchie-cootchie dance?

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Live Music

Ladies and gentlemen...boy and girls...coming to you live from wherever you paid us to show up...it's Smallfish!!!

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Recorded Music

Ladies and gentlemen...boys and girls...coming to you dead from wherever you purchased or stole this music file...it's Smallfish!!!

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Adventures

Hiking, Biking, Running, Deep Sea Fishing, Cooking, Spelunking, Climbing, Kayaking, Swimming, Stinking, Team Sports, Power Walking, and then breakfast.

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Piano

97%

Guitar

88%

Entertainment

110%

Juggling

68%

Computer Aided Recording

77%

Bow Staff Skills

12%

Website Sorcery

50%

Social Media

74.3%

Thinking Up Lists of Skills

66%